I haven’t posted in a couple of days but I couldn’t help myself here. I just saw a bogus commercial with rapper Pitbull in it. I don’t understand the appeal of Pitbull honestly. If you don’t know who he is let me introduce you. He’s the hispanic lyrical “genius” behind every new song about “Hey, it might be the end of the world so how about letting me in from behind?”. Classy!Me not working hard?
Yeah, right, picture that with a Kodak
Or better yet, go to Times Square
Take a picture of me with a Kodak
Rhyming Kodak with Kodak? Genius. Reminds me of another brilliant lyricist:Let’s go Homer. Let’s go Homer. Pretend like it’s baseball and hit us a homer.
My newest observation is that he looks like someone I’ve seen before. After studying his odd-looking mug I finally figured it out.
That’s right. Pitbull is none other than Hollywood’s “ya know, that one guy”, Wallace Shawn. Enjoy never being able to look at Pitbull the same.